![]() No doubt Jesus would forgive your kid, but even so, your kid is going to be known forever as "The Kid That Took Jesus Out of the Game." 4th grade has enough name-calling in it without that following your kid around for the rest of the year.Ģ. Your child could, say, accidentally spike Jesus in His instep, injuring the Redeemer of Humanity and causing Him to be carried off the field, limping and grimacing in pain. While Jesus is the Son of God, His divinity does not preclude Him from injury if you doubt this, take a long hard look at a crucifix sometime. Jesus is heedlessly playing contact football in a robe and sandals, those two articles of clothing being that which visually distinguish Him from, say, the lead singer of the Spin Doctors (who you almost certainly would not let play football with your children). Let me ask the Christians out there in the audience: Would you really want your children to play football with Jesus? Before you respond in the affirmative, let me point out a couple of things to consider first.ġ. Yea, though I thread through the Valley of the Blitzing 350-Pound Defensive Line, I will fear no sacking for Thou art with me Thy offensive line of burly disciples they comfort me. He restoreth the point spread He leadeth me down the field toward victory in His name. He maketh me perform the handoff, and occasionally leadeth me to the Hail Mary pass. The lord is my receiver I shall not fumble. ![]() | I Hate Your Politics » MaFootball With Jesus
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